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A farmer gets a phone call from his son : “I’ve simply run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still live.”

“Shoot it and and then bury it” says the farmer.

An 60 minutes later the farmer gets another call from his son :

“Done that, now what do I practice with his speed camera and bike ?”

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My new bird thinks I'm a correct nosey [email protected]@rd.
I wish she'd tell me to my face instead of writing it in her diary.................

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Aye, it is funny tufcgull and did watch it again.

Notwithstanding, Scott the Franco/Anglo vanquish you to it on the "12 Days To" thread.

Oops, should exist "12 days of..."

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The wife and I are post seven year crawling and we’ve forgotten what a sexual practice life is. I now have erection difficulties and the wife and I have unlike ideas on how to solve the problem.

She suggested Viagra.

I’ve bought the fat moo-cow a treadmill.

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Prince William's stag practice should exist fun.

Who else tin can shove a motion-picture show of their Granny in a stripper'due south Thousand-string ?

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I walked into O'Neills Bar in Doncaster, ordered a pint and asked if anyone wanted to hear an Irish joke.
Bloke built like a brick sh*thouse walks from the end of the bar, taps me on the shoulder and says "Earlier you lot say anything else, I'yard Irish, the Landlord who merely served yous has washed fourth dimension for murder and he's Irish gaelic, that bloke sat at the other end of the bar is a bare knuckle boxing champion for the Irish travellers and the doorman who allow you in is Irish, so do you REALLY desire to tell an Irish gaelic joke in here?"

"No" says I, "Non if I've got to explain it four f*ckin' times!" :mrgreen:

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Bloke walks into a pub, buys a quadruple whisky and downs it in one.
“What’s upwardly mate?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “I came home early on from work and caught my best friend shagging the wife.”

“What did yous exercise?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “I told her to pack her bags and f*ck off.”

“What almost the best friend?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “ I looked him direct in the heart and said

BAD DOG … no more biscuits!!"

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